This Area 51 Storming Plan Has Got to End

Everyone and their grandma apparently has signed the petition to storm Area 51 and discover all the juicy, alien secrets within. More than 1 million people have joined the event saying they “plan to attend the raid” on Area 51. That’s absolutely insane. Man, if you wanna see some weird shit, there’s better ways than […]

The Bagel Boss Guy is the Unintentional King of the Internet

If you haven’t seen the bagel boss guy yet, what are you doin dude. It is a must-see video of the most rage bundled in the smallest body known to man. Here’s the original video: What an absolute meltdown, temper tantrum from this guy. So much sexual frustration just exploding from the very core of […]

Both LA NBA Teams Are Way More Optimistic Than They Should Be.

If you’ve opened Twitter in the last month, you’d assume either the Clippers or the Lakers already won the 2020 NBA title. Why? WHY. Both teams have such a small margin for error to even make the WCF in a ridiculously tough conference. The Lakers Let’s start with the Lakers. The most annoying and ignorant […]

The Difficulty with the Equal Pay for the USWNT Argument

The US women won the World Cup again, solidifying themselves as one of the top dynasties of all time in the sport of soccer/football. In fact, there was not a single minute in the entire World Cup that the US team were losing. In light of this dominance, a renewed argument sparked by the women […]

Clout Chaser Could Get 20 Years In Jail for Licking Ice Cream In Stores and Replacing It

Look, I love a good prank as much as the next guy. Leave a Smirnoff Ice in your buddy’s bed, swap out their salt for sugar, set a picture of your butt cheeks as their phone background when they aren’t paying attention. Ya know, funny stuff with 2 HUGE conditions: 1. You know the person. […]

USWNT Just Broke the Record for Single Season Soccer Jersey Sales, Beating the likes of Barcelona, Real Madrid Men’s Teams

With the Women’s World Cup ongoing, it’s no surprise that sales of the US women’s jersey are through the roof for Nike, especially given their “Year of Woman” as campaign. What is surprising, though, is that the US women’s jersey sales have surpassed every record for single season, single team jersey sales. Beating the US […]

Kim Kardashian’s “Kimono” Line is a Hilarious Reminder of Just How Dumb the Kardashians are

They’ve done it again. Just when you thought the Kardashian’s ate the trash for the last time, they do it again. Hm…passionate about it for 15 years…ok got it…developing for a full year…great, good… “let’s call it Kim-ono.” Are you fucking joking. Fun fact for you Kim! Kimono is traditional Japanese dress, and I know […]

England Fans Are Big Mad Over Alex Morgan Stuntin on Em

In case you live under a rock, the women’s World Cup is ongoing. The US happens to be really really good (women only…the men’s team is still awful). The US has been slaughtering teams left and right on their way to an unprecedented 3rd straight WWC final. Their latest victim? England. After her 6th goal […]