Look, it doesn’t matter who you are, everyone loves a big ol booty. The players over at the Nice Booty Association, NBA for short, have low key cornered the thicc market.

5. Tristan Thompson

A full holiday ham. The bane of Khloe Kardashian. Definitely thicc.

4. Kyle Lowry

The cheeks to upper body ratio is just off the charts.

3. Carmelo Anthony

The league just isn’t the same without Carmelo dragging that wagon up and down the court.

2. Zion Williamson

The king of chonk, himself. At 19 years old, this kids got virtually unlimited growth potential. If ya know what I mean.

1. Guerschon Yabusele

UN. REAL. In awe at the size of this lad. A dump truck and a HALF. Get this man a wheelbarrow good lawd.

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