Look, I love a good prank as much as the next guy. Leave a Smirnoff Ice in your buddy’s bed, swap out their salt for sugar, set a picture of your butt cheeks as their phone background when they aren’t paying attention. Ya know, funny stuff with 2 HUGE conditions:

1. You know the person.

2. Everyone understands the limits.

But this woman…this monster…just watch the video.

What in the fuck are you doing? Launch this woman directly into the sun, do not pass go, do not collect $200. This is not a prank, this is a monstrosity, good lawd.

Seriously though, of all good and holy things you could corrupt? ICE CREAM? You would turn ICE CREAM against us? It’s a cruel world out there, where ya gotta investigate every scoop of ice cream before you eat it.

Look, not only is this a low down nasty ass move, but this prank just isn’t even funny, my guy. “HAHA got you, now you have a multitude of bacteria and potential diseases that have been festering on this cream for a week!” Isn’t that funny???

Apparently this woman has been identified and is facing 2-20 years in prison and up to $10,000 in fines. GOOD. GREAT. But now these nasty ass kids are gonna be licking ice cream cartons all over the country, and this nightmare will never end.

Fuck clout chasin and fuck this woman. Damn. Taking the last vestige of hope and joy and destroying it, crushing it to little, licked, inedible bits.

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